Stick a fork in her...

**NotSoSilentBob** · August 29th, 2007, 09:33 PM

Lindsay Lohan caught taking drugs in rehab
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Aug. 29, 2007 08:16 AM
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs in rehab.

The 'Mean Girls' star was allegedly forced to undergo a drugs test by staff at Utah's Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive.

Lindsay, 21, has now been warned if she does not stay clean she will be thrown out of the center.

A source is quoted as saying, "Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn't conform to the program she'd have to leave."

According to reports it is not Lindsay's first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.

Lindsay entered the rehab center following her arrest on July 24 after she crashed her car following a high-speed car chase in Santa Monica. She was in possession of cocaine when she was taken into custody.

Last week, Lindsay pleaded guilty to two charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance and pleaded no contest to two charges of driving under the influence. She also pleaded no contest to one charge of reckless driving.

After entering her plea bargain, she was sentenced to one day in jail and 36 months probation for her offenses and ordered to undergo an 18-month alcohol rehabilitation program.

This is the troubled actress' third stint in rehab. She previously stayed at the Wonderland and Promises facilities in Los Angeles.

**imported_MoonlightGraham** · August 29th, 2007, 09:39 PM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NotSoSilentBob</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.</div></div>

i'm at a loss for words here. 3 years ago I would have made the comment how i should have been that male patient but now...

i keep waiting for someone to put out a lindsey video with the amy winehouse theme rehab.

she went from hard on
lindsay lohan 1

to hard off.
lindsay lohan black bikini

**NotSoSilentBob** · August 29th, 2007, 09:40 PM

I'm patiently waiting for the Lindsey/Britney bukkake DVD.

**UTVols2** · August 29th, 2007, 09:48 PM

What a skank

**MikeJones** · August 29th, 2007, 10:08 PM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NotSoSilentBob</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm patiently waiting for the Lindsey/Britney bukkake DVD. </div></div>

Whoa your into that? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] Im just wondering if she will stay in porn long enough to make a milf Video. Im not saying she is going into porn. Just wondering how long her porn career will last. I picture same crazy name for her first vid. Probably security cam. Then a vid with skanky in the title. Then a Vid with Moe toofless and Moe skanky in the title. I hope she can make into milf vids. I doubt it tho. Unless meth mouth becomes a huge series.